douche\ bag

douche\ bag
1. (douche bag) (5996↑, 1784↓)
somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

my friend Peter Shaffer.

Author: Justin Hartless http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/390776
2. (douche bag) (4471↑, 1789↓)
the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

Author: Bling Bling WBF http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/203916
3. (douche bag) (4328↑, 1827↓)
(n) \{French, fr. Italian "doccia"\} 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A student or instructor at the [Carlson School of Management] at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. US: \\düsh 'bag\\ International \\du:ç; bæg\

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag. 2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class. 2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."

4. (douche bag) (2432↑, 832↓)
|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe. closely related to;; [asshole]

"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

5. (douche bag) (1532↑, 662↓)
Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

those assholes can [pound sand] for all I care [cheapskates]

6. (douche bag) (1089↑, 295↓)
Douche Bag 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts. 3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 4. One with an intolerable personality. 5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth

Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.

7. (Douche Bag) (749↑, 339↓)
Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about

8. (douche bag) (339↑, 124↓)
1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves. 2) ER physicians

That doctor is such a douche bag.

9. (douche bag) (294↑, 138↓)
1.A [stupid] person who thinks that they are just too cool for anyone else. They are [pompous] [asshole]s and usually don't know what they are talking about. They hang out with other douche bags that act the same way. 2.They can easily be spotted on college campuses around the US. 3.Boys are usually wearing a pre-ripped up hat, cop sunglasses, shell or hemp necklace, Abercrombie, (pink) polo shirt with a popped collar or even better another one on top of that with 2 t-shirts underneath, ripped jeans, and my favorite some kind of sandals mostly flip-flops. 3.Girls on the other hand usually have any combination of too many high/lowlights, too much makeup, willy wonka sun glasses, lots of gaudy jewelery, Abercrombie and other douche shirts like it, ripped up jeans or jean skirts that are frayed up, those ugly baggy yoga pants, designer purses, feet tattoos, and flip-flops.

Hey Stephanie look at that douche bag out there with the popped collar and pre-ripped jeans. Ashlee Simpson is a douche bag. Quit being a douche and give me the 5 bucks you owe me.

10. (douche bag) (81↑, 40↓)
A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world. A person with no logic at all.

Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them. people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags\! ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,

Author: keeping it real\!\!\!\!\! http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2004631
11. (douche bag) (54↑, 16↓)
1) a used condom 2) a really annoying retard 3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black. 4) a vaginal cleaner

1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch\!\! GROSS 2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard\! 3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them\! 4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on

12. (Douche Bag) (70↑, 32↓)
One who acts like a asshole and is well awere of it, but feels a false sence of self-justifacation in it due to there delusions of self rightiosness. Bassicly, elietist bastards who flaunt there apperent status, when the status is an example of total bullshit. When confronted on this they will often point out some trivial flaw in you that dosent matter, changing the subgect.

Anyone who corrects spelling as a form of burn is a total douche bag.

13. (Douche Bag) (114↑, 79↓)
Fucking Moron

Derek is such a Douche Bag.

14. (douche bag) (60↑, 26↓)
1. someone who believes that architecture students should not concentrate on studio, but rather spaghetti diagrams and duct sizes. 2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine." 3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture. 4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT. 5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine." 6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab. 7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine." 8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class. 9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction") 10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.

students at the university of houston college of architecture all strongly believe that leonard bachman is a douche bag.

Author: fuck you bachman http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2995588
15. (Douche bag) (36↑, 13↓)
a person who gives a shit about people, one that can care less of people's feelings. a perosn that belives he/she is better than everybody else. a person that think less of people. a jerk or an asshole in a sence.

Pieter Bednar is a true douche bag for giving people the boot.

16. (douche bag) (65↑, 42↓)
this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"

only girls wear pink you douche bag. look at these douche bags.

17. (douche bag) (26↑, 8↓)
some one who acts like a bit of a fool and not very liked

Oh man that guy Kit is a douche bag

Author: Rufus the doofus http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4229725
18. (Douche Bag) (32↑, 16↓)
This controversial term dates back to Richard Brome's 1588 comedy 'the Court of Malcontents' In Act I Scene II, the following takes place: Don Benedicto: Aha\! and from whence hast this bough sprung? Don Matheus: From the douche, no doubt\! Don Benedicto: The douche. The douche. Ye Gods man\! Tell me from whence hast the douche come ye can Don Matheus: The douche is borne from yonder douche-bag. Don Benedicto: Your humour does not humour me, sir. Begone or taste my steel. Don Matheus: Thou steel be brittle, sir. This pun is lost on most modern audiences, but in the play leads to Don Matheus and Don Benedicto fighting a duel (during the Edwardian period the word 'steel' would be pronounced very similarly to the word 'still', which then was used to refer to the way in which a mother holds her child. Don Matheus is implying that Don Benedicto's mother was incompetant. Indeed, he even goes as far as to suggest that Don Benedicto was dropped on his head at an early age, insulting both Don Benedicto's honour and intelligence). 'Douche' was a form of the old english word 'Douaché' meaning 'I sow'. It came to mean the seeds which farmers used to grow orchards (often apple orchards particularly). A douche-bag was a sack slung over one shoulder used to carry the 'douche' during sowing. After this play, douche-bag eventually came to be associated with simpletons or fools (as it is the 'final straw' as it were of Don Matheus' ridicule which causes Don Benedicto to initiate a duel, which he eventually flees from - losing all face and honour as a gentleman). This Elizabethan insult has in recent years resurfaced, particularly in the Americas, and has rapidly spread across the rest of the world thanks to recent innovations in communication technology.

Don Byrne: Thou is naught but a lowly douche bag. Don Sampson: I think not sir\!

19. (douche bag) (129↑, 114↓)
(n) \{French, fr. Italian "doccia"\} 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag. 2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

20. (Douche Bag) (50↑, 35↓)
1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.

"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."

21. (Douche Bag) (16↑, 2↓)
That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

Author: MoonshoesPotter234 http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5767417
22. (douche bag) (17↑, 5↓)
A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.

Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.

Author: DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5291630
23. (douche bag) (27↑, 15↓)
1. A person (usually a male) who thinks they are alot cooler than they really are. 2. They have no concept of reality and are very self-centered. 3. You just can't stand looking at them and ususally whatever comes out of their mouth is idiotic and just doesn't make sense. 4. They just don't get it whether it be their personality and/or fashion/style.

Spencer on the MTV show the Hills\! Girl 1: I just hate the way Spencer looks with that grin and silly goatee. Girl 2: Ya not to mention the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Ughh...what a douche bag\!

24. (douche bag) (18↑, 7↓)
Someone with no sense of what is cool but insists that they do. They constantly crack bad jokes that are insulting and have little humor. Their egos are as big as their over-inflated heads. Their laughter is loud and obnoxious and is usually directed toward their own jokes. They will try to make you feel like scum on the bottom of their foot when in reality they would be lucky to be scum on the bottom of yours. Also a wanna-be preppy sell-out.

Fabec is the biggest douche bag that I know. [Also]--\> God\! You're such a douche bag.

25. (douche bag) (17↑, 7↓)
A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.

Gene Simmons is a douche bag

26. (Douche Bag) (13↑, 4↓)
A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include: Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos. Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro. Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.

Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light. If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.

Author: CoalitionAgainstDouchebaggery http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5106671
27. (Douche Bag) (32↑, 23↓)
Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.

Me:(just sitting there) Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy. Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag

28. (Douche Bag) (12↑, 4↓)
Males, between the ages of 18-29, with faux-hawks, fake tans, aviator glasses, Ed Hardy shirts, TapOut/UFC/MMA shirts, as well as popped collars on their polo shirts and in the summer they break out the visors, often upside down and when indoors the sun glasses are worn on the back of their heads. Often hair has frosted tips. They often go to the gym in pairs and often "play wrestle" in groups. Often leading to calling each other "fags" for touching each others dicks, but all the while using it for spank bank material for later. They are often very unintelligent and uneducated. Their main topics of conversation are the gym, their car, their phone and pussy (even though most are closet homos) Ladies seem to be attracted or fuck these guys because as we all know most women are stupid, desperate and are gold diggers. They fall for any and every line and end up a career cock sock to most of these douche bags. Normal males mock and fight these douche bags. Often the douche bags will sucker punch someone and not fight like men because the only fighting they know is play wrestling and if you can't "accidentally" touch another guys cock, they are not interested. Favorite drinks Jager Bombs and Lite Beer.

Me: Dude, I saw so many douche bags at the bar last night. Buddy: One tried to hit on my girl, but stopped when he saw his "bro's" and they started wrestling, it was pretty gay. Me: Troof\!

29. (Douche Bag) (10↑, 2↓)
Kanye West

During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.

30. (Douche Bag) (11↑, 3↓)
anyone who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just plain shit. josh.

josh is a douche bag.

31. (douche bag) (22↑, 14↓)
1. a container of douche, a [vagina] cleaner. 2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word. 3. a girl who is extremely [butt ugly] to the max.

1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work. 2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his [girlfriend] who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big [shit-eating grin] that says "Looky who I scored with\!". He's a total self-centered douche bag. 3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin\! How can you [get it on] with a hideous douche bag like that?\! Del: I can put a bag on her head when I [do it]\! George: Yuck\!

32. (Douche Bag) (9↑, 2↓)
If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag

Douche Bag - I have a $24,000 lexus

33. (douche bag) (11↑, 4↓)
a member of the MTV show: jersey shore

any number of douche bags might be found on the MTV website under jersey shore

34. (Douche bag) (11↑, 4↓)
1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge. 2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as: a) plain old idiots b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner. For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"

Jimmy: I'M THE SHIT\!\!\!\! John: . . .Dude, you're such a douche bag . . .

35. (Douche bag) (16↑, 9↓)
1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment. 2.a device used to clean your cooch 3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up) 4.k-fed 5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)

david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.

Author: bastardly fucktard http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2945554
36. (Douche Bag) (55↑, 48↓)
A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.

kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack. "cool kid": cas i look gangsta man. kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.

37. (douche bag) (7↑, 1↓)
FAKE kids with vagina beards that are obsessive over hacky sacks and previous girlfriends, who also enjoy fooling around with younger immature drug addict little girls that have no lives and think they're wicked cool and that "he's" the shit cuz he's older"

timothy p. thellen "aka timgod" you're such a douche bag\! "NO IM NOT GIVE ME MY HACKY SACK\!\!"

Author: xprincesxxxrawrx http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4794401
38. (Douche Bag) (6↑, 0↓)
Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a [douche bag] when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

39. (douche bag) (9↑, 3↓)
a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place. sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag. what a douchey song.

40. (douche bag) (10↑, 4↓)
someone who thinks they're [tough shit] and go through life being wannabes

tyler klippel is a douche bag

41. (Douche Bag) (11↑, 5↓)
Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant.

Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students\! You're worthless\! I'm bad ass\!

Author: WorkswithDouchebags http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/3205287
42. (douche bag) (12↑, 6↓)
a real jerk -- a poker donkey

jgw555 is a real douche bag

43. (Douche Bag) (48↑, 42↓)
(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.

Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease\!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag. Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag. Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag. Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.

44. (douche bag) (53↑, 47↓)
a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag\!

45. (Douche Bag) (8↑, 3↓)
An arrogant, smug college male that speaks like they're god's gift t the world about politics and about how being liberal is smart and awesome. Usually wears clothes that they think expresses "individuality" but in reality only attracts other men. This probably won't get posted because that's how most males are these days and society has gone soft and lost its balls.

...and that's why you're a douche bag

Author: probablywontgetposted http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5304761
46. (Douche Bag) (7↑, 2↓)
Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black? Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.

47. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 0↓)
The definition of Douche Bag\douche\ bag Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.

My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"

Author: Heywood Jafookme http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4769236
48. (douche bag) (8↑, 3↓)
Kanye West

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a... Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time\!\!\!\!\!\!1\!\! Bob: What a douche bag...

49. (Douche Bag) (6↑, 1↓)
anyone who wears ED HARDY

Jon Gosselin is a douche bag.

50. (Douche Bag) (7↑, 2↓)
A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.

After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.

51. (douche bag) (24↑, 19↓)
A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.

pretty much everyone from the OC is a douche bag.

52. (douche bag) (12↑, 7↓)
A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.

That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.

53. (Douche Bag) (27↑, 22↓)
Main Entry: douche bag Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg Function: noun Date: circa 1963 slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag

Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags. Dude, stop being a douche bag. Dude, stop being a douche. Dude, that was a douchey move.

54. (Douche Bag) (7↑, 3↓)
The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says: "...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know." Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that." Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

Author: Kato, I'm his dad http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5190183
55. (douche bag) (4↑, 0↓)
(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.

Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.

56. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 0↓)
Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.

Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.

57. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 1↓)
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers

"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."

58. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 0↓)
Similar to ass(hole). Used in Insult Unfamiliar context, (the person isnt there) A Basic Jerk, A person that does shity, insensitive, and hurtful things without careing. Often thinks highly of themselves. Used in Familiar context. A Joke Or Freindly insult.

Did you hear what John did to Katey? What a Douche\! Man that kid pisses me off, he's such a douche bag. I can't belive he cheated on her, what a douchey move.

59. (Douche bag) (4↑, 1↓)
A [tool] ideal for dirty pussies. Other tools (or douche bags) for dirty pussies: Talentless guys who sing and play guitar to bag dumb women. [Magicians]. Most guys on [MTV] [reality] shows. All the guys on the Jersey Shore. Guys that brag about their cars, pre-med, or pre-law. [Muscle]men that insist on showing their muscles off. etc.

Person 1: "Did you hear Mike butcher that song while he flexed his muscles, trying to impress that skank?" Person 2: "Even without the spray on tan and hard spiked hair, he's still a Royal Douche Bag".

Author: the real rabidsmurf, MAG http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5775888
60. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 2↓)
Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds. This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD \!\!

Giles Pile driving Gobey douche bag

Author: The Pile driving perve http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5014723
61. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 0↓)
1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female [vagina] (see also [poontang], [quim], etc.) on an unnecessary basis. 2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the [shizzler]. May be alone in this opinion.

I need a [douche] 'coz I have a smelly [cunt]. I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice [douche]. May I please borrow your [douche bag]? He pretended to graduate from [VMI] when he is really a Cal U alum. What a [douche bag]. Only [douches] take shop. Only [douche bags] teach it. That [fucker] says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. [Fucking] [douche]. [Fucking] [douche bag] forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some [teenybopper]. [Turd]. No grip on reality. What a [fucking] [douche bag].

62. (douche bag) (5↑, 2↓)
Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

63. (Douche Bag) (11↑, 8↓)
Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble. AKA Luke A.

Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.

64. (douche bag) (12↑, 9↓)
1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing. 2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."

"Get a life, douche bag" K-Fed is a douche bag

65. (Douche bag) (2↑, 0↓)
A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear." "Me too\!" *tear of joy\!*

Author: Tilalovessalchichas http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5858217
66. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

67. (douche bag) (2↑, 0↓)
A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.

Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water\!

68. (douche bag) (2↑, 0↓)
Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "[tap-out]" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more [tribal tattoos], or wears white framed sunglasses.

This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.

69. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 0↓)
Kanye West.

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?

70. (douche bag) (2↑, 0↓)
*see jersey shore guys*

A Douche Bag is (seee below) Pauly D, the situation, and ronnie

Author: kristinsexyness1910106979 http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5249780
71. (douche bag) (2↑, 0↓)
1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing 2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else 3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap 4. [Richard Cranium] aka D*** Head (get it...)

EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself? Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***\! EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: [whores] must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...

72. (douche bag) (5↑, 3↓)
A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.

So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.

73. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 2↓)
When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt. If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.

Hey babe look at all those Douche bags doing the fist pump with each other.

74. (douche bag) (2↑, 0↓)
a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing

Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."

75. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 2↓)
When your name is Stevie or Shane.

Stevie: What up man? Cool Guy: Hey guy. Stevie: Wanna hang out? Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag. or Shane: What up man? Cool Guy: Hey guy. Shane: Wanna hang out? Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.

76. (douche bag) (10↑, 8↓)
Justin Johnson

Justin Johnson is the greatest douche bag of all time\!

77. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 1↓)
Kanye West.

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag\! *Screams insanely in to camera*

Author: Monster_erection http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4481920
78. (Douche bag) (3↑, 1↓)
Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.

We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag. The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.

79. (Douche bag) (4↑, 2↓)
Kanye West

MTV VMA taylor swift wins. Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade. ...That's a douche bag in action right thur

80. (Douche Bag) (6↑, 4↓)
Somone who: - Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time -Doesn't ever brush their teeth -Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her -Wheres a hat to the side -Lies about everything -Is a Ginger -And their piss and farts smell like axe

Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or [ginger])? Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O. Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends? Nope, just [oreo]s and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain

81. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 3↓)
[Douche Bag].... 1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'. 2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment 1) [George W. Bush] 2) [Kevin "The Fag", Federline]

[George W. Bush] [Kevin "The Fag", Federline] [Douche Bag]

Author: Jesus Christ\!\! Fuck Nutz\!\! http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4022178
82. (douche bag) (14↑, 12↓)
people who give thumbs down to all the definitions on this website

your a douche bag if you give this definition thumbs down

83. (douche bag) (6↑, 4↓)
1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves. 2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees. 2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

84. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Tyler Scott Beaty [King of the Douches]

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY\!?\!?\!

Author: ex's of tyler scott beaty http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/6270401
85. (Douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher. Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?" "Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

Author: Lukesdouchebagfriend http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/6131163
86. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 3↓)
A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying Friend two: I know Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid. he's he's... Friend Two : A Douche bag Friend one: YES\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: That wierd walmart guy http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/6104942
87. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag\!

88. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Korey Leroux

Korey Leroux is a douche bag.

89. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.

Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums. Guy 2: What a douche bag....

90. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Douche bags are [smug], [smarmy] [assholes], who are too [pussy] to physically be [assholes]. Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a [shit eating] grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are [exposed].

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst." "Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag." Cool people = assertive individuals Assholes = aggressive individuals Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

91. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.

Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight? Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight. Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.

92. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.

Really?\! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".

93. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.

Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh [chuckles], they never cease to amuse me.

94. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 1↓)
1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks. 2. General pejorative directed at men.

"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."

95. (douche bag) (5↑, 4↓)
Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance

Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag

96. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past. Jake:"MAN\!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN\!\!\! Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

97. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree. Guy: Im breaking up with you. Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag\! Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

98. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina. Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?\! Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

99. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 1↓)
A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

100. (douche bag) (1↑, 0↓)
One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game." "And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?\!

101. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 0↓)
Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes. Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

102. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 2↓)
1:A person who thinks their better than others 2:A person who thinks their cool but not 3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn 4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem 5: A person who puts you down 6: Someone who never listen to what you say 7: Cleans a female [vagina]

"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure" "your such a douche bag.."

103. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 2↓)
One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.

"Hey Tyler" "Yeah" "You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag." "Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche\! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?" "Richardson, actually." "Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher." "Well said, good Sir."

104. (douche bag) (4↑, 3↓)
The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Douche bag, or douche refers to bad qualities, specifically one's swagger, ignorance, and/or cruel intentions.

Michael Moor's such a douche bag because he places himself on a pedestal in his movies.

105. (douche bag) (6↑, 5↓)
A person or group that personifies everything that is of epic faggotry.

Wow, look at that faggot ass Sig Ep with is collar popped. What a douche bag.

106. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 1↓)
Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me. Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved. Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. \>.\< *Love yah dad\!*

Me: Your such a douche bag... Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up\! Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up. Father: *gets red and walks away angerly* Me: Oh Burn\! Dude, your a friggen douche bag\!\!

107. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud\! Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

Author: petitions/no-more-kardashian http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/6210920
108. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
| dü sh - bag | noun 1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage. noun (slang) 2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance. ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia

That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.

109. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 0↓)
the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

Author: jewish faced dude http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/6116332
110. (douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

111. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.

112. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
-almost always white males ages 13-19 -usually have long hair -will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake -play a sport and think they are cool because of it -usually suck ass at the sport -love to act like they are black

[lax bros] are douche bags

113. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 0↓)
Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool

Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag

Author: your such a douche http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5925140
114. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 1↓)
A person who uses spell check as a form of internet [trolling] because their to [lame] to come up with something witty or clever\!\!\!

Your a fucking douche bag\! Your as in "you are" is spelled you're. Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag\!\!\!

115. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.

Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this [douche bag] was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell. What a [douche bag] that guys is\! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.

116. (Douche bag) (2↑, 2↓)
A person who has a tattoo of an anchor on his/her face.

Person 1:Hey dude, why do you have an anchor tattoo on your face? Person 2:cuz I hold shit down Person 1: douche bag

117. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
1. a name u call someone whos an idiot 2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag\!\!\! 2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

118. (Douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it. Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.

Douche bag, Tan Tan

119. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 1↓)
A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing. Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.

Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag\!

120. (douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.

he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.

121. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

122. (douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

123. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 0↓)
A man who is douchey "Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

124. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.

my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out

Author: everyday balloons http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4499078
125. (douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything 2.an object used for putang cleaning

1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit. 2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.

126. (douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag

look at that popped collar douche bag

127. (Douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
What you call the annoying egocentrical guy that sits behind you in class or at work. Typically someone who is full of themselves and knows it.

You here that guy who keeps talking about himself? Well, he's a fucking douche bag.

128. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 0↓)
A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister

Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn, Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag

129. (Douche bag) (1↑, 1↓)
A loser and former best friend named Josh Kearney.

Josh is a big hairy douche bag[josh], [everything he does]

130. (douche bag) (0↑, 0↓)
a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.

''who is that guy? he totally just killed the party.'' ''oh thats adam, hes a real douche bag''

131. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 4↓)
Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"

Author: MR. hatesjonases http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/3860862
132. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 3↓)
1. A jerk 2. An Asshole 3. Someone With turbo aids 4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.

What the fuck that guy is a fucking Douche Bag

Author: Josh AKA Jesus from mc http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/3758309
133. (Douche Bag) (30↑, 30↓)
George W. Bush

Im so happy that Douche Bag is out of office\!

134. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 4↓)
Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.

Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.

135. (Douche Bag) (6↑, 6↓)
Any individual who makes other people feel absolutely terrible for fun. For example, someone who asks another person's mark just to tell them their own mark, which will be far higher.

"Hey _____, what did you get on that test? 54%? Cool, I got a 93% which is o.k. I guess." - A real douche bag.

136. (douche bag) (10↑, 10↓)
George W. Bush Donald Rumsfeld

"What a couple of fucking douche bags"

137. (douche bag) (9↑, 9↓)
someone who is completely thick as crap and has no meaning to life

tony blair\!\!WHAT A DOUCHE BAG

138. (douche bag) (8↑, 8↓)
a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a [douche], [loser], [bitch].

did you see what john did today?\! yea, hes just a douche bag.

Author: fjkajfkajfkkjafd http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2338819
139. (douche bag) (12↑, 12↓)
(noun)= typically a young white male between the age of 16-24 who wears higher end polo shirts with the collars turned up (sometimes in pink or light blue), sneakers without socks, have a Japanese tattoo of some sort or other (usually on their bicep), wear their hair gelled up and spiked, and generally have no sense of being unique. They typically listen to loud techno music and wear copius amounts of cologne.

"Mark and his friends are all douche bags. All of them had the same spikey gelled up hair. Did you see the way they were dressed? Like they all stepped out of a reject American Eagle ad."

140. (douche bag) (12↑, 12↓)
A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world. A person with no logic at all.

Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them. people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags\! ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,

Author: keeping it real\!\!\!\!\! http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2004630
141. (douche bag) (15↑, 15↓)
a human parasite; a socieital leech. one of has zero value added to the group.

Aquaman is a douche bag.

Author: Splatulis Splatchulli http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/1730671
142. (douche bag) (18↑, 18↓)
A douche bag, a word to describe someone stupid, dumb, etc... Also used to describe a fake or a phoney, i.e: John Edwards --\> South Park

John Edwards:I'm not a fake or phoney and definitly not a douche bag\!\! Stan Marsh:You are a fake, you are a phoney, and you are the biggest douche ever.

Author: \douche\ bagparanoid\douche\ bag http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/1572399
143. (douche bag) (23↑, 23↓)
a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...

u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...

144. (douche bag) (99↑, 99↓)
douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

145. (Douche Bag) (23↑, 23↓)
One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.

My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag. If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag\!

146. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 1↓)
Males. Nuff said.

1)He is suchhhh a douche bag. 2) Wow. What a douche bag. 3) Guy: Get out of my seat\! Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.

147. (Douche bag) (2↑, 3↓)
The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?\! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.

Mike- The Situation Pauly D - The Problem Ronny,and Vinny. Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina

Author: Paolo Rigranadia http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/5370529
148. (douche bag) (1↑, 2↓)
All the guys from Jersey Shore.

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??

149. (Douche bag) (0↑, 1↓)
A douche bag is: A some thing a [prostitue] or any women uses to clean out their [vagina] after un protected sex. B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.

Eww is that a douche bag.

150. (douche bag) (0↑, 1↓)
A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.

You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.

151. (douche bag) (0↑, 1↓)
everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

152. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 2↓)
Kanye West

Kanye West is THE Douche Bag of douche bags.

153. (Douche Bag) (8↑, 9↓)
A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.

"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"

154. (douche bag) (4↑, 5↓)
pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.

guy: aye girl what's your name? girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away) guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl) girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been. guy: Okay, can I have a hug? girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching. guy: WTF?\! girl: leave me alone you douche bag\!

Author: Fox audacious muncher http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/3566079
155. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 4↓)
A person who is rewarded for undesirable traits

That guy wearing the white rimmed sunglasses and hollister shirt who is womanizing is a douche bag.

Author: Jordan Wayne Norman http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/3318482
156. (Douche bag) (6↑, 7↓)
Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.

Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.

157. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 2↓)
A term that is used to define the actions/outbursts of a first year Creative Communications student. 90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.

God Conor, you are being such a douche bag. Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes. We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.

158. (douche bag) (1↑, 2↓)
a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.

yo, look at that douche bag.

159. (douche bag) (3↑, 4↓)
1. A devise that females use to clean them self. 2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid. 3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.

1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag. 2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag. 3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag\!

160. (douche bag) (2↑, 3↓)
following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

161. (douche bag) (2↑, 3↓)
Of, or acting as a [tool]. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

162. (douche bag) (3↑, 4↓)
Joey. The word refers to everyone named Joey.

Joey is a douche bag

Author: forshizzlemcnizzle http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2573538
163. (douche bag) (5↑, 6↓)
something used in the olden days to clean ones vagina

i used a douche bag last night

164. (douche bag) (34↑, 35↓)
A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.

Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.

165. (Douche Bag) (86↑, 87↓)
Main Entry: douche bag Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg Function: noun Date: circa 1963 slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. Other Forms: Douche, Douchey

Meat heads are douche bags. Dude, stop being a douche bag. Dude, stop being a douche. Dude, that was a douchey move.

166. (Douche Bag) (62↑, 63↓)
A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly\! He is a douche bag\!

167. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 2↓)
A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl \#1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag. Girl \#2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top? Girl \#1: Yes\! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family. Girl \#2: What a douche. [Smh].

168. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 2↓)
A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.

The leage commissioner of NY Fantacy football in Mahopac NY is a Douche Bag

169. (douche bag) (1↑, 3↓)
A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.

Riley Wilson is a douche bag

170. (douche bag) (7↑, 9↓)
Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire." John says: "Your a Douche Bag\!"

171. (douche bag) (0↑, 2↓)
a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot\!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

172. (douche bag) (3↑, 5↓)
A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to [Cleveland], Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

173. (douche bag) (4↑, 6↓)
An epic jackass/asshole/prick.

Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...

174. (douche bag) (1↑, 3↓)
a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

175. (douche bag) (28↑, 30↓)
Your [boss].

Nuff said.

176. (Douche bag) (43↑, 45↓)
A device used to clean out a skank's vaginal secreation

I already went through four douche bags and the shit is still comin out.

177. (douche bag) (1↑, 4↓)
My brother Jaron Bennett he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

Author: mr douche himself Jaron http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/4227466
178. (douche bag) (1↑, 4↓)
someone who is to cool for school. An idiot. a fucking douche. someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

Author: Charles Dodgeson http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/3882077
179. (douche bag) (1↑, 4↓)
Spanish Translation: bolsa de limpiador de la vagina

Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)

180. (douche bag) (1↑, 4↓)
Habbo Hotel User. QED.

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag\! Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel Person1: Definately.

181. (douche bag) (2↑, 5↓)
1. A person (usually male) who thinks he/she is witty and/or cool but really is not. 2. Foley.

1. That guy is such a douche bag. 2. Man, Foley is such a douche bag\!

182. (douche bag) (3↑, 6↓)
1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina. 2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.

1.You are such a douche\!\! 2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.

183. (Douche Bag) (30↑, 33↓)
1. A depository for [douche]. 2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom. 3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.

1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA\!\!\!" What a Douche Bag. 2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.

184. (Douche Bag) (7↑, 10↓)
People who think they are automatically cool for being on the Football team. Or drives a car in which the sound system cost more than the car itself.

The entire football team is here, they are douche bags.

185. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 8↓)
A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag\!

186. (Douche bag) (1↑, 5↓)
one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.

Hey Steve your a douche bag\!

187. (douche bag) (0↑, 4↓)
Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

188. (douche bag) (0↑, 4↓)
A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

189. (douche bag) (4↑, 8↓)
A person, usually a [male], who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "[cool]", and possibly "[popular]." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "[friends]" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The [jokes] and [stories] he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.

Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight\! Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?

190. (douche bag) (3↑, 7↓)
A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.

That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.

191. (douche bag) (4↑, 8↓)
Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.

Fanchon is a douche bag.

192. (douche bag) (5↑, 9↓)
some one who speaks before they think

stirling is a massive douche bag because he dosent know what he is talking about

193. (douche bag) (2↑, 7↓)
Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

194. (douche bag) (1↑, 6↓)
A word only people with moustaches should use.

What a douche bag\! (*=*)

Author: Beavis/Sabres/Matt http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2697315
195. (douche bag) (3↑, 8↓)
when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded

guys: fuck its so boring jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook? guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.

196. (douche bag) (10↑, 15↓)
Simply Jordan G. Dorenfeld

Dude who's a perfect example of a douche bag? ... uhh Jordan Dorenfeld

197. (douche bag) (6↑, 11↓)
Someone who is unsophisticated, and even more than that, someone who acts in a disgusting manner or can't be trusted.

1) I shared a secret with him, and the douche bag told everyone, 2) We met two young women at the party, and were having a great time, until the douche bag started acting like a jerk and they walked off, 3) We had great tickets to the playoff game, and the douche bag was late, so we missed the first three innings.

198. (douche bag) (3↑, 8↓)
Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.

Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?

199. (douche bag) (41↑, 46↓)
synonym to being a great asshole

Cristina Dobrynina is such a Douche Bag andwill remain the one forever

200. (douche bag) (25↑, 30↓)
Noun. An individual who displays their "true colors" by an act of betrayl.

John ratted me out to the police, he is a "Douche Bag."

201. (Douche bag) (4↑, 9↓)
a dispicable person=scumbag, prick

You little douche bag, you won't get away with that so easily.

202. (douche bag) (13↑, 18↓)
A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.

After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.

203. (douche bag) (6↑, 11↓)
something you say to someone when you have nothing else to call them.

Lisa- why do you have to be such a... a... dousch bag\!\!\!\!

204. (douche bag) (8↑, 13↓)
a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means

hey jery your a douche bag hahaha

205. (douche bag) (6↑, 11↓)
giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.

Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again

206. (douche bag) (2↑, 8↓)
1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine. 2) An individual seeking cocaine. 3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.

Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?" Random Person: "Yeah\!" Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..." Random Person: "...?" Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."

207. (douche bag) (0↑, 6↓)
rajaa elidrissi. a mean insult

rajaa, u douche bag\!

208. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 7↓)
Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.

Steve Trippe is the definition of a douche bag.

209. (douche bag) (2↑, 8↓)
Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.

Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score\! Ha What a douche bag.

210. (douche bag) (5↑, 11↓)
simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

211. (douche bag) (5↑, 11↓)
1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4. 2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.

Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags. OR Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.

Author: King_Douche_Greg http://douche-bag.urbanup.com/2332016
212. (douche bag) (3↑, 9↓)
Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt\! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well\! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas\!

Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag\!

213. (douche bag) (18↑, 24↓)
word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.

"Yo man, Bright Eyes is DA-BOMB\!" "dude, you're such a douche bag"

214. (douche bag) (8↑, 14↓)
A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY\!\!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag\!\! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

215. (Douche Bag) (9↑, 15↓)
An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.

216. (douche bag) (16↑, 22↓)
A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.

Most bosses, male or female

217. (douche bag) (8↑, 14↓)
a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh. a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag. I can't find my douche bag\!\!\!

218. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 10↓)
Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.

My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag\!

219. (douche bag) (4↑, 11↓)
Derogatory moniker applied to somebody who arrogantly and inflexibly imposes their rules on others and refuses to give in when it backfires.

That admin at quetzalcoatl daily news refuses to change his policies despite the fact that people are leaving the board in droves. What a douche bag.

220. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 12↓)
1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl. 2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything

Don is a fucking douche bag, I hope it's not contagious.

221. (douche bag) (3↑, 10↓)
1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know. 2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.

"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe. "Your such a douche bag baby\! Lets just fuck and get it over with\!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.

222. (douche bag) (17↑, 24↓)
A person who is a complete ass to everyone because no one likes that person. And no one likes that douche bag becuase he is a complete ass to them all the time. He also might be gay.

God, Karl Helmuth is such a fucking douche bag. Some one such stab him in the face and/or neck, twice. No, no, three times.

223. (Douche Bag) (9↑, 16↓)
Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

224. (douche bag) (6↑, 14↓)
1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band. 2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag\!

225. (douche bag) (5↑, 13↓)
A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.

Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.

226. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 9↓)
Some pissed off Puerto Rican that hang out side your house

That Douche bag is lazy

227. (douche bag) (1↑, 9↓)
(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act. pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"

*Guy 1 walks into glass door* guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"

228. (douche bag) (1↑, 9↓)
The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.

Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes\! Tony says: Because he's a douche bag\! A little later.. Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom. Lynn says: Go over there quick\!

229. (douche bag) (4↑, 12↓)
a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

230. (douche bag) (1↑, 9↓)
Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.

That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.

231. (Douche Bag) (8↑, 16↓)
A Greek Bastard Or Pud

Pud, You're A Douche Bag

232. (douche bag) (1↑, 9↓)
Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...

someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME. See [douche bag] variants...

233. (douche bag) (15↑, 23↓)
Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it? -Nah, he's a douche bag.

234. (douche bag) (10↑, 18↓)
n. A gay man with curly hair.

Ben McLane is a douche bag.

235. (douche bag) (4↑, 12↓)
A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks\!\! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill\! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese\!

My friend, that piece of shit\!

236. (douche bag) (5↑, 13↓)
A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag? 2: This much\!(throws douche in 1's face) 3: Ow\! My eyes, my eyes\!

237. (Douche Bag) (13↑, 21↓)
A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.

Pete is such a douchebag

238. (Douche Bag) (7↑, 15↓)
Almost the some a a "hoe bag" A phrase used to describe someone you don't really like

Oh god there is that douche bag\! Damn woman your a douche bag\!

239. (douche bag) (8↑, 16↓)
what cartman and kyle call each other on Southpark, alltough they don't really know what it means.

You are the biggest douche, ever, douche\! "I'm not a douche\!" In "The Biggest douche of the Universe"

240. (douche bag) (3↑, 11↓)
A female,washer and dryer.

Bill at work: Hey Ted,what did you buy Helen for her birthday? A washer and a dryer.You know,A Douche Bag and Turkish Towel.

241. (Douche bag) (1↑, 9↓)
Something that an ex-friend's mom uses cuz she's a dirty dago and likes herbal douches.

her mom is a dirty dago....like mother like daughter

242. (Douche Bag) (6↑, 15↓)
One who has no idea what they are talking about and when they realize no one cares he starts to talk about the girl he supposavly scored last night when we all know it was his gay ass uncle chuck in the game closet.

Douche bag=Ty Book yes we are talking about you ty and your gay ass uncle

243. (Douche Bag) (12↑, 21↓)
one who thinks they are the shit. wen in fact they are just shit. very likely to be of a wog or hispanic background. but not necessarily. many an australian people have become douche bags.

liam martin, tim cullen are examples of australian douche bags. there are too many european douche bags to list

244. (douche bag) (2↑, 11↓)
a word meaning asshole, inconsiderate, and a number of other things but most of all it defines two real people. there names are robert and kent.

kent and robert are the biggest douche bags in the state of florida

245. (douche bag) (3↑, 12↓)
The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

246. (douche bag) (5↑, 14↓)
A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

247. (Douche bag) (2↑, 11↓)
Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work? you: _____(insert explanation of said part) Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron. you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

248. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 11↓)
A person who is stuck-up and will not give people the time of day because they think that they are too good to bother with them.

Julia Roberts is a DOUCHE BAG\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

249. (douche bag) (7↑, 16↓)
sumthin to clean a chicky pussy...its a simple as that\!

stacie is a douche bag\!\! :)

250. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 12↓)
silly name calling

my baby called me a "Douche Bag\!"

251. (Douche Bag) (6↑, 15↓)
What Alex Varkatzas (singer of Atreyu) calls his landlord

Damnit, you douche bag\!

252. (Douche bag) (2↑, 12↓)
called a bill franz or a mike bridson also knowen as a PECKER

you are a bridson/franz... Pecker

253. (douche bag) (4↑, 14↓)
A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

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254. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 13↓)
Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face. Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.
255. (Douche Bag) (0↑, 11↓)
Douche basically means fanny so calling someone a douche bag would mean fanny bag.

Rodger:Your such a douche bag Fredric. Fredric:So's your mum.

256. (douche bag) (4↑, 15↓)
The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags. For more information, please see [triple anal] or [chode].

Mike is a complete douche bag.

257. (douche bag) (4↑, 15↓)
a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Girl: Wow\! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed\!

258. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 13↓)
A man who is having excessive sex with women. a man whore. [gigolo]

Look at Rodrigo, he's gonna be fuckin' Mrs. Old Kentucky again. What a douche bag.

259. (douche bag) (27↑, 38↓)
Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.

Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.

260. (douche bag) (5↑, 17↓)
a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

261. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 13↓)
an enormous backpack, or purse

look at adriel's douche...it's huge\!

262. (douche bag) (2↑, 15↓)
People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below\!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag\! "

263. (douche bag) (0↑, 14↓)
An irish man who is pissed

God that irish drunk is such a douche bag

264. (douche bag) (13↑, 27↓)
A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag\!

265. (douche bag) (4↑, 18↓)
someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.

Brian David Simoneaux Jr.

266. (douche bag) (2↑, 17↓)
(n.) - bag that is used to hold a woman's pubic hairs after removing them

god... stop being a fuckin douche bag.

267. (douche bag) (2↑, 17↓)
toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily

oh god my vagina is leaking again

268. (douche bag) (24↑, 40↓)
A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.

"He Jimmy" "Yo homes\!" "Jimmy, your a douchebag" P.S - Jimmy's white

269. (douche bag) (5↑, 21↓)
Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

270. (douche bag) (3↑, 19↓)
A divise too make fun of somebody.

Dude Devon, Your a douche bag

271. (Douche Bag) (1↑, 18↓)
A girl with an especially fish poonani, often used by cressida ward because hers is rather fishy\!

OH LORD ABOVE WHAT IS THAT STANK...Sniff, sniff, oh cressida Ward just came in..someone tell her to use that douche bag properly\!

272. (Douche Bag) (2↑, 20↓)
that is when somone has to clean an old lady's pussy with their mouth

you are a fucking douche bag.

273. (Douche Bag) (14↑, 33↓)
a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other

Shut up Jeremy you're such a douche bag

274. (douche bag) (7↑, 27↓)
what you are for looking this up.

by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.

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275. (douche bag) (9↑, 29↓)
It could be in the form of a sack that is put inside you if your stomach and various other important transit and digestive organs go iffy haywire, you may die soon if you have one. Or in the form of a bag connected to your bladder or shitterpipe through an anal extrusion. The muck n piss traverses into the sac but there is no ding ding so you need to check at intervals to make sure you're not leeking juices all over you cream carpet, for fun why no attatch a rubber glove. Finally could be a pathetic small person whom has no life or interests in the wellbeing of others, you exude coarse emphatic remarks at them leaving them huffy and angry, they then go and break your personal belongings and trash their room, i.e. george bush does this after a hissy with government officials or if he doesn't get his own way manufacturing huge rubber cocks filled with oil.

E.g. I.e, par example: Reno: how you standing man, you aint got no insides, y'all be a miracle of the science. Pale guy: yer i had this douche bag fitted; all pumps 'n' shit i wish i could take a crap and read a magazine on the flusher but i aint got no reasons for using the can man? Reno: oh too bad, you wanna watch me take a shit? Pale guy: silece, long silence...... death by defication? Kahn: Oh it feels so odd pissing inter piss bag Rudey: Really Shortey: ohhh it's all green and yella, you alright Kahn: yes, if you'd excuse me gentlemen i need take a refill Shortey: like a cup of coke refill Kahn: get shortey, what a doofus, i need to empty all my shiz outta my nugget sack man. Kid \#1: i hate you, you douche bag. Those were my c.ds why'd you have to go take a jiz all over them. Kid \#2: oh no, that was purely coincidental i happened to let my love trumpet bugle monster slip out of bed whilst having a very intimate dream involving mummy, me and daddy. Kid \#1: you sick fuck, stop playing with your cumberland Kid \#2: hey slick, i was kiddin, not my fault i have a curly sausage. I like salty tail sap that comes out of pepperamis, is that sick? I am a douche bag.

276. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 26↓)
(usage on the North Shore of Massachusetts). 1. A whore or slut. 2. A woman with a reputation for sleeping around.

"She is a huge f*cking douche bag."

277. (douche bag) (3↑, 24↓)
a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

278. (Douche Bag) (4↑, 37↓)
an enormous backpack, or purse.

adriel's backpack

279. (Douche Bag) (3↑, 49↓)
What terror is.

Terror is a douche bag because he irritates my face.

280. (Douche Bag) (5↑, 54↓)

chump

281. (douche bag) (4↑, 60↓)
A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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